Ever heard of
hands mouth and foot disease? No, not
hoof and mouth disease. Leave that one to the cloven footed ones.
HMFD. No? Well, here's what it does...
* Fever. Frequently
fluctuating. Very high at times.
* Poor or no appetite.
* Sores. Rashes. Blisters...Guess where. Yep. Hands. Mouth. Feet. Mouth, by far, being the worst. Inside all over. And, outside on the lips.
* Aforementioned sores wake up the victim during the night. Often.
* Causes general fun-loving well-tempered cute little
blond toddlers to turn into painfully possessed demon
tornadoes at the drop of a hat.
* Very contagious. Not the best viral option with an infant in the house too.
*
"There is no specific treatment for HFMD." Oh, really. Thanks. For nothing.
Run. Duck. Cover. Wash hands. Lysol. Don't kiss. Contain. Disinfect. Wash clothes. Wash skin. Bleach eyes. Shave head. Bathe in
HCl.
HMFD, please go away!