I'm 34 weeks pregnant with twin boys. I happen to be measuring 35 weeks. The last couple weeks, I've hit the point where passersby are just saying whatever they want. Mostly, I think it's comical. Here are a few in blue. My responses are included in green.
"I like your shirt. I am sure you'll be glad to hang that one up anyday." - fellow shopper
"Thanks. It's not a maternity shirt. And, I have 5 weeks to go."
"Woah! You're about to explode!" - gas station attendant
"$20 on Pump 1. Thanks."
"Oh, let me back up. You aren't going to be able to make that corner." - fellow shopper
"Yeah, there is no sucking in these days."
"Oh my gosh! You're huge!" - my business client TONIGHT
I just smiled. I love her. Doesn't matter.