Wednesday, May 06, 2009
like Momma like son
Monday, May 04, 2009
java for justice

Saturday, May 02, 2009
Pftwwheeeewwwwwooooo
Friday, May 01, 2009
enjoying the outdoors sans bugs and burn


This award-winning patented design has the highest safety standards . The weather protective supplementary ceiling cover is water resistant and has been tested in accordance with international UPF testing standards and laboratory certified as UPF50+, blocking over 98% of the sun's harmful rays. The Buggy Bubble is simple to use and fits universally on most infant car seat models. It folds into a circle and fits into my diaper bag with ease!
And if you ever have a need for a "pop-up tent" you will have one on hand. My 2.5-year-old LA hides under the tent with his animals. So, if you aren't sure if it is sturdy...here is your proof!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
really clean and really green

I am so excited to share with you new and amazing cleaning products that are REALLY safe for you and your family. BabyGanics was founded by two compulsive clean freaks that are Dads (just like my hubby). I love it!
I am so amazed by these products for many reasons. For starters, they really work. For example the All purpose cleaner really cleans everything and leaves no streaks on any of my glass tables (we have FIVE). I have tried many "green" products and they don't clean very well. I end up using so much and then have to go get my not-so-green products loaded with chemicals to finish the job.

After trying many of the BabyGanics products I started researching the products in my cabinets to really find out why BabyGanics is any different than my other "green" products. I was quite surprised how different they really are!
There are over 70,000 synthetic chemicals in commercial production. Due to trade secret labeling laws, manufacturers are not required to list all their ingredients on product labels. You can find traces of chemicals in every organ of the body within 26 seconds of exposure. Those are some scary things to think about. It made me think why wouldn't I want to have safe products around my babies and in my home. Why have I been buying such horrible un-safe products for my family? Ignorance I suppose. No more.
Why is BabyGanics so great and different? (taken from the website...pretty incredible information)
• Natural and Organic – Although similar in concept, natural and organic have different meanings. Natural means that BabyGanics is made solely from earthly ingredients. Nothing man-made was added in any part of production. Organic refers to the product as a whole, indicating that BabyGanics helps sustain people and the planet in a holistic way.
• Free of harsh chemicals/Non-toxic – BabyGanics is 100% chemical free. There are no synthetically derived components. Non-toxic indicates that BabyGanics will not cause adverse health effects, either immediately or in the long-term.
• No pollutants – Not only is BabyGanics safe for the home, it is safe for the environment. Because of its pure composition, BabyGanics will not contribute to indoor air pollution and is not a threat to the environment when properly disposed.
• No caustic ingredients – Caustic ingredients can cause corrosion or deterioration of a material. Surprisingly and unfortunately these types of ingredients can be found in many cleaning products. BabyGanics is pure, and free of any type of caustic element.
• VOC free – VOCs, or volatile organic compounds, are chemicals that can be emitted as gas from either a solid or a liquid. Cleaning products that contain VOCs can release this source of air pollution which, in turn, can have negative effects on health. BabyGanics prides itself on being completely free of all volatile organic compounds.
• No fillers or dyes – BabyGanics’ all natural ingredients leave no room for fillers or dyes. Its wholesome composition is beyond sufficient and has no need for dyes or fillers.
• Superior performance – Removing the chemicals and toxins of conventional household cleaners does not remove the ability of BabyGanics to perform its duties. As a cleaning product BabyGanics has surpassed the performance of average cleaners. When put to the test, BabyGanics capacity to clean is top quality.
• Safe for people, pets and the environment – Above all safety is the underlying motivation of BabyGanics. By cleaning your home you should not have to put your loved ones at risk, nor risk polluting the environment. Take the opportunity to switch your current household cleaners to a product that is not only effective but extremely safe as well.
I could not be more pleased with all of the products. I will without a doubt now pay $1 more than normal to better protect my family and our earth.
Go and check out these new and incredible products at BabyGanics. You can pick them up on their website. Make sure to check out their special offers page too. And, find them at many local retailers.
Thanks to Role Mommy for introducing me to BabyGanics!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
dreams come true
Sunday, April 26, 2009
bamboo isn't just for panda bears

I have found a very unique online retailer of fine children's clothing. They offer baby and toddler boys and baby and toddler girls. They pride themselves in personalized service.
I was most excited to try a Polo Tee shirt made out of 95% bamboo and 5% lycra. It is truly the softest shirt I have ever felt! It is light, stretchy and extremely soft. This is my first experience with bamboo clothing. I didn't know bamboo was used for anything other than feeding panda bears.
Boatboy is sporting his Bamboo Polo Tee by Kicky Pants. Be sure to check them out.
Flying Colors Baby is offering all Blondes, Poop & Mascara a 10% discount off of any item including sale. Just enter the code: fcb10.
If you get over there to the special offers page, they're offering up to 50% off some items, free gift wrapping AND free U.S. shipping! You can even sign up for their mailing list on the lower left corner of their homepage.
Thanks Flying Colors Baby!
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Boatboy's first swing
Can you tell LA wants his little brother's turn to be over at the end of the video?
Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
invisible children to the rescue
That's where Invisible Children comes in. Their latest project called THE RESCUE is outstanding in concept. Check it out.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Eco toys your kids must have

Sprig got started in 2007 by three toy designers that got fed up with the waste created by the toy industry and laziness other manufacters were instilling in children through what Sprig calls the creation of "watch-me" electronic toys. Instead of just complaining, they became the change they wanted to see.
Sprig toys are good laying in sand and dirt, the bath tub or just playing around the house. These toys are for active preschool age children to build, grow and power their imagination!

We received the Sprig Hollow set that just hit the shelves in April. It's a farm design with a dump truck, helicopter and some little characters to go along. Like any toy they create, they're great for outdoor and indoor play. Sandbox. Bedroom. Bathtub. You name it.
For you Tweeters and Facebookers, they're socializing with you too. And, check out these free coloring book pages. Happy Earth Day!
Eye before "p"
If without your eye-corrective wear, you see this 1.5 inch tall bottle and think it's a bottle of eye drops...
...it is not. It is a small bottle of antibiotic numbing agent for our toddler's recent ear infection. In fact, much pain will ensue if you use said liquid as eye drops. And, by much pain I mean a level of burn discomfort likened to what a newborn chinchilla would feel should it be birthed on the surface of the sun and immediately vaccinated with 63 ammonia injections. Imagine a full grown 200lb man doubled over trying not to scream like a little girl working to peel a 2ml thick piece of plastic out of an eye who's eyelids are in such despair they will under no circumstances short of death seem to release their hold on the liquid fire engulfing the eyeball.
What
Never again will my brain process OTIC as OPTIC when in a blurry hurry.
Special thanks to poison control, the very kind eye surgeon who took our call, overnight eye ointment and the sink for 20 minutes of eye rinsing for helping restore my vision to a mostly normal state.
- Mr. Blonde
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Giveaway: Eleven children's shoes

Eleven has launched their amazing, super swanky Spring 2009 collection. They have really put together an amazing collection for boys and girls in size 9-3. I loved the Fall 2008 collection I reviewed a few months ago and I can't say enough great things about these new additions.

Eleven has made a shoe for everyone for any occasion. Their innovative style is vintage-inspired with a modern flare. I love it! Eleven is the sister company of See Kai Run, which also offers amazing shoes for smaller children. Eleven was created in response to a need for larger sizes.

LA is rocking out in his new Alistar sandals. (I asked him if I could take a picture of his new shoes and he ran to get his guitar. He thinks he is a rock star!) It was a hard choosing a pair of shoes from the Spring Collection. The Alistar was perfect as LA did not yet have sandals for the summer and I can never find a sandal that really protects his toes. With the Alistars he can run around while his toes get fresh air instead of blisters. They are fantastic!
They are made of all nu buck leather that is so soft. It is very flexible and they have an extremely durable rubber sole for lots of running and jumping at the parks this summer. My favorite feature has to be the cushioned insole with a VERY padded collar for extra comfort...and NO blisters!
Buy a pair: Head over to Eleven and pick out a new pair of Spring/Summer shoes for any occasion.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Giveaway: Nursing active wear


Mountain Blue Eyes was created by Catherine, a Mom who wanted clothing that would facilitate both outdoor activities and breastfeeding. So, she started Mountain Blue Eyes.
The fabric of the tanks, tees, and fleece is unbelievable. It is breathable, anti-bacterial, quick-dry and moisture wicking material. Totally made by a nursing momma! I am so impressed with my new tanktop. It is great. It fits so well, and is so discreet. I love every minute I get to nurse my little guy. I only have a couple more months of nursing Boatboy. But, I will certainly be stashing this tank away for the next little tike.
Buy: Go to Mountain Blue Eyes and buy a new tank, t-shirt or fleece to keep you active and nursing!
Win: Mountain Blue Eyes has graciously agreed to give a Blondes, Poop & Mascara reader a tank top of your choice. Leave me a comment and tell me which one you would choose and why you should win. I usually select randomly, but this will allow me to get to know my readers a little better.
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Friday, April 10, 2009
When I say "Yanni" what comes to mind?
Or, perhaps...this?
And, we laugh. But, what do we really know about this Greek
A smidge of background...Yanni's been at it for almost 30 years. Largely instrumental work. And, quite acclaimed. Read more over at wiki's page on him for a quick overview.
The good folks over at One2One Network shipped Blondes, Poop & Mascara a copy of Yanni's latest album Yanni Voices for review.

(Look who tamed the lochs and shaved the stache)
After the first couple songs I realized Yanni was going to trash my preconceived notions. This album was a theatrical adventure for me. Beautiful melody and gorgeous voice. Lyrically, I don't gain much from it. Half of it is in language other than English. The words not requiring translation to my American ear didn't impress me much. I'm not sure they needed to. From an Italian starlit balcony to American Broadway to world beat to a sensual Latin beach - these tracks laid down a rich journey of melody for the taking.
I think what I like the most about this project is that Yanni teamed up with a solid (Grammy winning) producer in Ric Wake and just carried out a dream to put lyrics to his melodies. He took a major risk bringing four relative unknown singers (Nathan Pacheco, Ender Thomas, Leslie Mills and Chloe) to the studio with him. AND, told them to write the lyrics! 25+ years experience, played to 20+ million folks live, that's still a risk not often taken in the music industry.
There is some REALLY amazing music on this album. Preview most of them over on Yanni's website. Sure some of the lyrics are cheesy. And, I'm likely not going to load this on the iPod and jam out on my commute. BUT, as a live show, I bet this is truly outstanding stuff! Pick it up for around $13 or less most anywhere including a DVD. Heck of a deal there too.
Boatboy's first black eye
Cue the close up...
Sorry LA, your little bro's first shiner is better than yours was.
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Giveaway: NEW HANDBAG!

Customer service is #1 to Handbag Heaven.
They have an 800 number and email that allows you to communicate with someone immediately. Imagine that?! A real person on the phone!
Shipping is the sameday if your order is placed before 2Pm. I received my awesome new handbag the next day. It was great!
I think so often we buy in a store because we can immediately take our product home. But here is a company that does not have a physical storefront with tons of overhead. Therefore they can offer the widest selection of quality, fashionable handbags at prices that you can afford. Whether you are looking for a special occasion clutch, a neutral everyday shoulder bag or a bold statement piece.
Check out my new handbag...
It is great as a diaper bag as well! I can still be a hip mommy! You would never know by looking how many diapers, wipes, toys and extra underwear are in this bag, now would you?
Buy a bag: Head over to Handbag Heaven and select your new Spring/Summer Bag. Every Blondes, Poop & Mascara reader gets to take 10% of your order. Use the code: SUNGLASSES
Win a bag: Hand Bag Heaven has graciously agreed to give away a Handbag of choice to one Blondes, Poop & Mascara reader. Leave me a comment telling me which handbag you have to have if you win.
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Giveaway closed. Little Miss Lexie Designs won a new handbag! Congrats!
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Spring photo shoot
Thanks in large part go out to the photographers they hire. When you're quality of service hinges on 1) trying to please parents who all think their kids are angels and 2) ensuring that babies and toddlers produce enough photogenic moments to validify a financial spend it's no easy task.

Price points are great! There are almost always coupons available in the mail, online or in parenting magazines. And, we're members of the Portrait Studio Club which includes free photo sheets, no sitting fees, free online viewing and more for only $40 a year.
JCPenny Portraits has the BPM stamp of approval. We won't say they can replace a personal photographer, but they're a fiscally sound 2nd place any day.
Monday, April 06, 2009
Boon: the perfect Easter basket idea


These super fun Scrubble bath toys have interchangeable parts so your kids can mix and match in the tub. Scrubble comes in a set of 3 bulbs and textured attachments. Not only do they feel great on the skin, they fill up with water and sqeeze out. The parts are easy enough for my youngest to play with and endless fun for 2-year-old LA.
Buy Scrubble: A set of Scrubble only costs 9.99. These would make such a great Easter basket gift, since they look like eggs! I am sure your kids will love Boon products as much as mine do. Be sure to check out all of their other products as well.I couldn't be more thrilled to promote such a great product line that cares about our enviroment and gives back to those in need! Check out their blog too. Thanks, Boon!
New Music Monday
Mat Kearney's new single Closer to Love...
A much more produced departure from Nothing Left to Lose (of my favorites in 2006), but not necessarily a bad thing...yet. I need to hear more of the album before I bring down a full judgement. Enjoy!
-Mr Blonde
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Friday, April 03, 2009
To my amazing husband!
I love the way you love me! You are an incredible man to be on this life long journey with. I can't wait for the scavenger hunt tonight!
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Giveaway: Hot Momma workout DVD!

Fit Yummy Mummy! There are some days when I don't want to do an hour workout and don't have time. So, this DVD is GREAT! There are 15 and 30 minute workouts. They are short and sweet. Lots of other moms love it too. Want to know Holly's secret...click here.
Holly Rigsby is the hot momma behind this workout plan. And wow, does she have one hot bod. She gained 50 pounds while she was pregnant with her son, and tried everything. Nothing would get the weight off. So she developed the Fit Yummy Mommy Fat Loss System. Check it out for yourself.
I hope to do another post to let you know that I have lost 10 pounds. Not I hope...I WILL!
Buy it: Fit Yummy Mommy Fat Loss System
Win it: Holly has graciously agreed to give away one workout DVD to a Blondes, Poop & Mascara reader. Who wants to shed those pounds and work it this summer? Leave me a comment along with your email address telling why you need this DVD.
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Thanks for entering and lets get in shape together! I will pick a winner next Tuesday, April 7.
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surprise somersault
The other day LA and Mr Blonde took a quick break from wrestling to watch some airplanes on television. After LA was done he decided to just roll backwards off Dadda's back. The video below is what happened...
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Living in the balance

And, my inbox reminds me that the world is filled with pain, starvation, disease and death. Just a few thousand miles and an ocean away. A world apart really. From comfort and abundance to lacking and loss.

So, I sit here. With no extra change to donate to the Save Darfur campaign that I adore. For today...right now...I raise my voice to you because my heart is reminded of its eternal perspective. These people deserve no more to be in their situation than I deserve to be in mine. We never chose to be born where we were born. Yet we both have a responsibility based on our geography. They're both heavy. For these brothers and sisters in Africa, the responsibility is to survive. For me. For you. For us...it's to give of the extreme amount that we have to those that lack.
We pray.
We give.
We advocate.
We visit.
All these things not only help them, but they help us. They teach us that the world is full of beating hearts. Crocodile tears. Babies without parents. Relationships. Realness. Not just statistics and headlines.
How do you do it?
How do you keep reminded of the greater perspective?
How do you live an awareness that works around the paralysis of thinking you can't make a difference?
Do you even care?
I often wonder if I do enough.
As I scroll back up and check out the beach scene again, I wonder how often a raised hand is right there and we never notice. Right now, I notice. Two hours from now, I might not. How do we live our lives in a state of notice?
-Mr Blonde
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Giveaway: Bugaboo shoes!

Do you ever get tired of plain ol' gym shoes? I have found an alternative. Bugaboo offers a traction grip sole made for any playground. But your kiddo will be one hip kid with a shoe that help supports the natural development of growing feet. Made with cowhide leather for breath-ability. All of their shoes have a pliable rubber sole so the shoe moves with the natural foot motion. You won't ever have to worry about blisters because of the additional cushion around the heal. I was so impressed with how light weight the shoes are. Every shoes in the boys and girls line have Velcro closer to properly secure each individual child's foot.
Thanks to Bugaboo; LA was able to experience his first Chase shoe. He loved them! The great thing about the Chase shoe is it really can go casual or dress it up. Great traction like I mentioned and so very easy to get on and off.And, I have to mention if I had a girl these would for sure be my pick!...
Buy a pair: Head over to Bugaboo and buy a new pair of Spring/Summer for shoes. Blondes Poop and Mascara Readers get free shipping right now. Enter the word "Bugaboo" in the coupon code at check out!Win a pair: Bugaboo has graciously agreed to give any pair of shoes away to one Blondes Poop & Mascara reader. Head over to Bugaboo and pick your favorite style and color and leave me a comment.
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I will select a winner April 3. Which just happens to be my 5-year anniversary with my amazing husband!
Thanks to everyone who entered! Ruby won a pair of Max shoes! Congrats!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Giveaway: $25 for prego/ nursing lingerie

I am a nursing Momma. I am still nursing my little 10-month-old Boatboy. Let me tell you how excited I was to receive a new nursing bra and matching undies. After using the same four nursing bras for my LA (nursed for his first year) and going on almost a full year with my second...this girl needed some new support! I have never loved any of my previous nursing bras. Just went to the store and grabbed one. So I was on a hunt to find a supportive, comfortable yet stylish nursing bra. I felt like a new woman in my new gear! You know when you get a new hair cut and you just feel good? That's how I felt in my new orchid digs!
If you are a nursing Momma, head over to Passion Spice and treat yourself to a new bra and undies! It is well worth it! I don't know what I was thinking wearing all white, training bra like nursing bras for 3 years.
If you're reading this and not yet nursing but pregnant, love that bump - put on some Passion Spice lingerie and go love your man!
Buy it: Head over to Passion Spice and get something new for you or a friend! Passion Spice is offering a 10% discount to Blondes, Poop & Mascara readers for 30 days only. Type in "BPM" to get your discount.
Win it: I have a $25 gift card for one Blondes, Poop & Mascara reader. Leave a comment and let me know how you would spend your gift at Passion Spice.
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This giveaway is now closed! Thanks for entering my giveaway. The winner is...
Kristin said...I would pick some of the cute maternity bikini undies, although a certain someone is voting for the lingerie or garter belt (he's going to kill me for saying that!).



